SAM, Sam's Web Site

Instances (5)

Five retro terminal games running on hardware that does not exist. Select one and Connect.

Instance selection
Name
Instance ID
Instance state
Instance type
Launch time
Best score
Description
i-0404404404404404a
Running
lost.nano
18 Mar 2026
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Outrun rogue security groups. Also hides on every 404.
i-0deadbeef00000001
Running
arcade.large
20 Mar 2026
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47 rogue instances detected. Status: DESCENDING.
i-0ca11ab1e0000c0de
Running
arcade.large
20 Mar 2026
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Clear the subnet of orphaned packets. Mind the daemons.
i-0b10c8ed0000000ff
Running
arcade.xlarge
27 Jun 2026
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The deployment is stuck at stage 1-1. Send a plumber.
i-0d00d00d00d00d00d
Running
arcade.2xlarge
27 Jun 2026
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Rogue instances loose on the server floor. Bring a mop.
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